Don’t Be A Cuntcake Unisex T-Shirt

Don’t Be a Cunt-Cake Funny T-Shirt – A Rainbow Riot of Sass, Colour, and Brutal Honesty

Ready to call out nonsense with colour, sugar, and a whole lot of cheek? The “Don’t Be a Cunt-Cake” T-Shirt delivers a hilariously savage message in the most dazzlingly sweet way possible. This design features a pastel rainbow cupcake with a swirl of frosting, twinkling stars, and vibrant psychedelic colours that scream “I’m cute, but I bite.” It’s the perfect blend of innocent aesthetic and deliciously offensive humour.

Whether you’re into sarcastic fashion, bright statement pieces, or just love throwing shade with a smile, this unisex tee is a must-have for bold personalities who like their humour loud, rude, and candy-coloured.

Cute Cupcake, Savage Vibe

The centrepiece of this tee is a gloriously neon cupcake topped with rainbow sprinkles and a magical star. But don’t let the cuteness fool you. Wrapped around it in bold pink text is the phrase “Don’t Be a Cunt-Cake”—a hilariously rude reminder to keep it sweet or get out of the kitchen. The background is a cosmic blend of purples, pinks, blues, oranges, and greens—like a unicorn explosion dipped in attitude.

This design is unapologetically wild, eye-catching, and impossible to ignore. It’s not just a t-shirt—it’s a mood, a warning, and a walking meme all rolled into one.

Soft, Durable & Made to Be Worn Loud

Don’t worry—this loud shirt comes with seriously soft comfort. Crafted from 100% cotton, this tee is light, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear. Whether you're flipping pancakes or flipping off bad vibes, it’ll keep you comfy while serving up maximum sass.

Features You’ll Love:

• 100% Cotton – Breathable, soft, and gentle on your skin

• Seamless Twin Needle Collar – Keeps its shape after washing

• Taped Neck and Shoulders – Added durability where it matters most

• Tubular Body – No side seams = smoother, more flattering fit

• Twin Needle Sleeves and Hem – Reinforced stitching for long-lasting wear

Wear it out, wash it often, and let it keep delivering sweet insults for the long haul.

Inclusive Sizing: S to 5XL Unisex Fit

Attitude comes in all sizes, so we’ve made sure this tee does too. Available in unisex sizes from S to 5XL, the fit is relaxed and comfortable for any gender and every body. Size up for a loose, oversized vibe or go fitted for a sharper silhouette.

Pair it with jeans, leather, glitter, or pyjama pants—this shirt is the perfect chaotic good no matter how you style it.

A Gift for the Sass Queen, Rude Dude or Loudmouth Legend in Your Life

Shopping for someone who lives on sarcasm and eye rolls? This tee makes the perfect gift for:

• That brutally honest friend who calls it like it is

• LGBTQ+ icons who slay with sparkle and sass

• Festival-goers and rave queens

• Fans of outrageous humour and bold colour

• People who think cupcakes are cute but insults are cuter

• Anyone who’d say “I’m sweet until you piss me off”

It’s funny, offensive, colourful, and totally unique—a guaranteed hit for birthdays, parties, or just because.

Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt:

• Wildly funny and brutally honest slogan

• Bright, neon psychedelic cupcake design

• Made from ultra-comfy 100% cotton

• Durable twin-needle construction for long-lasting wear

• Unisex sizing from Small to 5XL

• Great for casual wear, nights out, and gift-giving

• Makes a bold statement without saying a word (except one…)

Add Some Frosting to Your Fire – Order Now

Why be basic when you can be brilliant, bold, and brutally funny? The “Don’t Be a Cunt-Cake” Funny T-Shirt is the perfect way to tell it like it is—served with rainbow sprinkles and a wink. Equal parts colourful and cutthroat, this tee is a conversation starter you’ll want in your wardrobe.

Add it to your cart now and sprinkle a little sweet savagery on your day.

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