“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” Funny Offensive Dinosaur T-Shirt – Colourful Sass for Bold Personalities
Looking for the perfect mix of humour, attitude, and neon flair? Say hello to the “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” T-Shirt—a riotously colourful and unapologetically cheeky design for those who aren’t afraid to speak their mind. Featuring a vibrant, cartoon-style dinosaur surrounded by psychedelic foliage and starlit skies, this tee screams personality. Whether you’re known for your sarcasm or just love bold, funny, slightly offensive graphic tees, this is the ultimate statement piece for your wardrobe.
Designed for the rebels, the misfits, the colour-lovers and anyone with a wicked sense of humour, this unisex t-shirt is not for the faint of heart—but it is for the loud and proud.
🌈 Bold, Bright, and Unapologetically Funny
At the heart of this design is a fabulously pink and purple dinosaur, complete with whimsical spots and a sassy expression, parked in a glowing jungle of rainbow leaves and colourful cosmic accents. The slogan—“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus”—is splashed across a white banner in bold purple and pink, perfectly framed by dripping, graffiti-style borders in neon blue, teal, magenta and orange.
It’s not just a design—it’s an attitude. A vibe. A warning label. And it gets laughs every single time.
🧵 Made for Comfort – Crafted in 100% Cotton
Just because it’s offensive doesn’t mean it can’t be incredibly comfy. This t-shirt is made from 100% cotton, giving it a soft, breathable feel that’s perfect for daily wear, summer festivals, nights out, or just lounging around plotting your next sarcastic one-liner.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, and gentle on your skin
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Seamless Twin Needle Collar – For a clean neckline that holds its shape
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Taped Neck and Shoulders – Reinforced seams that stand the test of time
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Tubular Body – No side seams for a smooth, comfy fit
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Twin Needle Sleeves and Hem – Strengthened stitching for durability and polish
Whether you’re gifting this tee to your funniest friend or rocking it yourself, it’s made to last and guaranteed to turn heads.
👕 Sizes for Every Kind of Sass – S to 5XL Unisex Fit
We know bold humour doesn’t come in just one size. That’s why this tee is available in inclusive unisex sizing from Small to 5XL, making it ideal for all body types and all genders. Whether you prefer a fitted look or a loose, oversized style, you can pick your size and wear it your way.
Style it with jeans, leggings, shorts or even under a jacket—the bright artwork stands out no matter how you wear it.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for People with a Twisted Sense of Humour
Got a mate with no filter? A sibling who thrives on sarcasm? This tee is the perfect gift for:
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Fans of funny and rude t-shirts
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Dinosaur lovers with a dark sense of humour
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LGBTQ+ sass queens
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Festival and rave-goers
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Sarcastic besties and outrageous coworkers
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TikTok and meme culture addicts
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Anyone who’s ever said “I speak fluent sarcasm”
This shirt brings joy, laughter, and maybe even a little gasp. It’s shockingly great.
🔥 Why You’ll Love This Tee:
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Outrageously funny and proudly offensive slogan
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Unique rainbow dinosaur design in neon-bright colours
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Soft, breathable 100% cotton comfort
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High-quality twin needle finishes for long wear
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Available in unisex sizes from S to 5XL
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Perfect for gifts, parties, social media pics or bold streetwear
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Guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few side-eyes)
🛒 Be Proud of Your Sass—Add to Cart Now
If you’re the kind of person who says what others are thinking, the “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” Funny T-Shirt was made for you. With its eye-popping design and laugh-out-loud slogan, it’s bold, hilarious, and completely unforgettable—just like you.
Grab yours today and wear your attitude like a badge of honour.
